In honor of the start of Fantasy Football - and yes I do belong to a few leagues - I thought I would create a Mommy Fantasy team. A compilation of my favorite REALITY tv mommys!
Points would be awarded for:
Surviving kid meltdowns
Surviving husband's stupidity
Cute outfits for mommy and kids
Cute kid and/or husband
Extra points for cute names
Making a homemade meal
Arguments with fellow mommys/housewives
Extra points for items or tables being thrown
Parties, Parties, Parties
100 points per mention of being stressed or how hard life is
Crying will be an automatic DQ and 1 week on the bench
Messy hair or appearing disheveled
Walking off/out of episode
My Fantasy Mommy Team:
Tori SpellingYeah I know me too, it's mostly been a love/hate since 90210 and her really bad boob job but- since becoming a mommy and doing reality tv she really isn't that bad.
Scores big in: Homemade everything! Parties, cute kids and clothes.
Point buster: We all know she loves her nanny Patsy!
Caroline ManzoNo one can take a hit like this mean Italian mama. Mess with her and she'll have a fix on you faster then the sopranos can find their hammer.
Scores big in: Homemade Italian food! Scaring the crap out of all the moms in NJ with a look. "let me tell you sumthang..."
Negatives: Her kids aren't much to look at and I'm pretty sure she isn't styling herself now a days.
Mommy points: Lots of hormone driven arguments with reality star children and their questionable spouses.
Deduct loads of points for looking disheveled, both Kris and Bruce.
Surviving husband's stupidity
Cute outfits for mommy and kids
Cute kid and/or husband
Extra points for cute names
Making a homemade meal
Arguments with fellow mommys/housewives
Extra points for items or tables being thrown
Parties, Parties, Parties
100 points per mention of being stressed or how hard life is
Negative points awarded for:
Use of nanny, cook, driver, or stylist
Crying will be an automatic DQ and 1 week on the bench
Messy hair or appearing disheveled
Walking off/out of episode
My Fantasy Mommy Team:
Tori SpellingScores big in: Homemade everything! Parties, cute kids and clothes.
Point buster: We all know she loves her nanny Patsy!
Caroline ManzoScores big in: Homemade Italian food! Scaring the crap out of all the moms in NJ with a look. "let me tell you sumthang..."
Negatives: Her kids aren't much to look at and I'm pretty sure she isn't styling herself now a days.
Kris Jenner
I bet in the 80s she was a really great stay at home mom to Kourtney, Kim, Khole and Robert. Now this mom of 6 and grandma is all Hollywood with a complete set of Louis Vuitton family DRAMA!
Mommy points: Lots of hormone driven arguments with reality star children and their questionable spouses.
Deduct loads of points for looking disheveled, both Kris and Bruce.
Casey Jones
Star of TLC's Quints by Surprise this mama of quints and big sis Eliot is super cool, super cute, and super fun to watch. This power mom will score LOADS of points in all areas, surviving meltdowns, cute kids with cute names and a super cute hubby!
Downside: you won't see this mama have a meltdown or argument on screen, a big no no for T.L.C.
If you watch the show: nuff said.
Loads of points both +/-
Happy Fantasy Reality watching!!
--best
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